Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Welcome!


Welcome to meatless musings! The goal of this blog is to review various types of 'meat substitutes' (otherwise known as meat analogues, meat substitutes, imitation meat, faux-meat, etc)- from morningstar veggie burgers to tofurkey. Why should you trust my opinion? Because I'm not a vegetarian/vegan! Just an orthorexic with a penchant for wheat gluten fajitas. Besides, we all know if i fed those hippie nut-jobs my left prosthetic testicle they'd swear it was a meatball. But thanks to my occasional carnivorous ways, I know what meat is supposed to taste like! So look forward to critical but balanced reviews of meatless options-- and remember, just say no if it ain't faux , don't take if it ain't fake, you'll become a chub if it ain't meat sub, and soy is love.

XOXO,

Soy Boy

4 comments:

Micah said...

i'm not sure i trust your opinion...the wheat gluten fajitas tasted like soil.

Keerthi said...
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Keerthi said...

Dear Soy Boy

I would appreciate it if you would please profile Gardenburger Riblets. I have a sick addiction to them, but I am not sure if I have just partaken of a wee bit too much crack.

I eagerly await your valued and most trusted opinions.

Yr obt svt,
K. Malladi

annie said...

you're a meat lover. dont deny it :)